yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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