I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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