He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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