I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
They took my balls.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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