everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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