You made me cry and you don't even care
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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