Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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