is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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