dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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