remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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