you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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