You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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