i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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