About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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