Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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