it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Someone signed my nipple.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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