I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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