North Korea, Best Korea!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Randomize
