I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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