Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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