i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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