You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Everyone says I win the strip club
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
