I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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