I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
