Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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