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this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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