No stitches, just platelets and will power
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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