I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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