u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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