Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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