i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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