ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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