Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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