Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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