Porn is love you can see.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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