god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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