well I can't set my house on fire every night
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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