Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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