Porn is love you can see.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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