Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
