On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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