If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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