Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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