I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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