its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people