at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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