But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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