even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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I have feelings that need drinking.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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