Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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