how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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