SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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