awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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