I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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