So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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