Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
only you would photoshop your dick
why do cheetos always look like penises
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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