you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
