You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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