I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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