i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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